how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
someone draw a sheep using these instructions
that looks like a real sheep !
— 5 words to describe my entire chemistry undergraduate degree (via atomicallena)
Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me
why were you in the potato tag
Saturn was really close in the sky to the Moon tonight! Here’s what I got with my ‘scope and phone camera.
Why copy my original caption and pass it off as your own? I’m especially proud of these photos (and tumblr seems to like them judging by the phenomenal amount of notes!). Time and effort goes into these photos; the least you can do is keep the original credit there.
I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.
For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.
Marilyn during the filming of The Seven Year Itch in September 1954.
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
Pink Floyd albums should include an offer to apply for life alert.
- “'Twas my intention, upon leaving mine house this eve, to engage in revelry and merriment, but I now, to speak true, feel at this moment as though I...”
- Most to Least Likely to Oversleep